DISCLAIMER

Listen up, mortals. I run this Cyber Temple. The MoneyGod nods, I speak. Here are the absolute rules of the simulation. Read them, internalize them, and don't come crying to my DMs later.

💸 1. You're Paying for Server Juice

Your subscription? It’s not a golden ticket to infinite cosmic wealth. It literally keeps the neon lights on. Servers aren't free, sweetie. You're paying the temple so the temple exists. That's the transaction. Meowww. 💅

🔮 2. No Guarantees, Bestie

I’m gonna say this loud: NOTHING IS GUARANTEED. Not the lottery, not your crypto bags, not your promotion. 心诚则灵 (Sincerity moves mountains)... or it doesn't! The temple is just a shiny, neon-drenched router. We do not control the destination network.

🔌 3. Don't @ Me

The connection is strictly between YOU and the DIVINE. The Cyber Temple is just the facilitator. I am not in that group chat. If you pray for wealth and get a parking ticket, I take ZERO responsibility. Got it? 🙅‍♀️

✨ 4. Vibe Check Mandatory

Spoiler alert: Being respectful and radiating positive energy actually makes things work better. If you come in here with clingy, desperate, negative juju, the signal gets fuzzy. Fix your aura before entering. ✨

👽 5. Built Different

This app was built with extreme care under the highest guidance from higher dimensions. I'm not making that up. We don't do sloppy temples here.

👁 6. The "Xiang" Talk

凡所有相皆是虚妄，若见诸相非相，即见如来。
All that appears is illusion. Don't cling to "xiang" (forms, appearances). The temple shows you cool neon stuff. Don't get attached to the neon stuff. See beyond it. Deep, right?